My Wine Stopper Has Never Coasters

What a slacker! But you, you're no quitter, and that's worth shouting from a mountaintop. Not near a mountaintop? Then go ahead and get these coasters. They say it all. Sip proudly! Includes (4) "My wine stopper has never worked a day in its life." coasters. 4" x 4" square with rounded corners. Made of recycled pulp board. Pack of 4.